The Noo Advenshurs of Tom Thumb

AN ABSURDIST SPLATTERPUNK FAIRY TALE!Tom Thumb is eighteen years old, three inches tall, and neck deep in trouble. Tom Thumb is a beloved fixture of English folklore. The character of Tom Thumb, the tiny brave adventurer, has inspired numerous cartoons, books, movies, toys, plays, and fairy tales. But you’ve never seen him like this before. The Noo Advenshurs of Tom Thumb is a disturbing blood-soaked ride into the heart of madness and anarchy.This twisted new telling of Tom’s adventures brings the hero into a new and dangerous world filled with monsters, mutants, drugs and gore. Life in the City is hard for anyone, but it’s downright deadly for three-inch tall teenagers.Join Tom as he sails through the sewers, makes new friends, enjoys some tender donkey chops, and fights the evil mayor for control of the city’s drug supply.Will Tom survive? Does his life even matter And who is Mr. God?

Austin Malcome is a deranged lunatic. He enjoys ramen noodle enemas and taking long walks down deserted alleyways at night. Mr. Malcome’s flash fiction is scattered around the cyberwebs like moose droppings on a Canadian highway. He is also the creator of the Spes Mortis Requiem Roleplaying Game system.