Deadly Affirmations

Patience Murphy had just aout had it! Her boyfriend had dumped her, she had lost the promotion that she had been slaving away for to the biggest jerk in the office, and when the zipper broke on her favorite little red dress and trapped her in it, she cried herself to sleep.When she found the little book, ＂Twenty Days to a Happier You!＂, and the box of affirmation cards at the bookstore, Patience was sure that her life would change.And change it did! As she took the guidance that the book offered to heart and let her daily affirmations lead her on a new life’s path, Patience’s thoughts shifted from the harsh, negative ideas that made her feel terrible to positive thoughts that let her proudly say, ＂I can do that!＂And it surely didn’t hurt Patience’s transformation that all of the annonying jerks in her life began to die.