My name is Liz Foley. I love my accounting job because I'd rather deal with numbers than talk to people. My best traits: I have (RBF) Resting Bitch Face.I give snarky come-backs.I have no friends.My worst traits: I speak in run-on sentences when I get nervous.I'm attracted to assholes.I'm broke.Enter Finnigan Walsh - the new guy at work. His best traits: He's kind of hot, I suppose.He has a working car.He sings to me and brings me coffee. Nothing ever gets to him, even when I add more people to our carpool.His worst traits: See aboveI don't like him. At least, that's what I keep telling myself. After all, it's not about how fast you get there. It's the journey. Right?Damn this carpool.You'd better buckle