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Senita de Veaux is what happens when eggs hope to crush rocks. She lives in the city of Hypothetica on the southern coast of her imagination with her marvelous family of creative misfits, an invisible Pomeranian called Dioji and a talking horse named Something Else. Organically all woman and fully embracing every bit of her imperfect perfection, Senita’s been making people uncomfortable with her big mouth and deviant thoughts forever so she hopes this book further solidifies her legend as a perverted problem child. For example, she insists that her dick is so big that her dick has its own dick, and even her dick’s dick is bigger than your dick. But, please, don’t share any photos of your privates with her. Or anyone. Unless they ask, of course, duh!