博客來Cousin Sam is America’s long lost prodigal son.
Some claim he is the illegitimate love-child of a geriatric Uncle Sam and underage White House intern, discreetly delivered in an Oval Office broom closet and dumped along the presidential campaign trail somewhere. Raised by wolves in the wilderness and winos in the back alleys, he has recently emerged from exile to reclaim his noble birthright.
However, other less devout believers argue that this so-called ＂Cousin Sam＂ fellow is simply some homeless idiot savant who stumbled across a tattered old Uncle Sam Halloween costume out in a dumpster somewhere, and now walks the streets (and cyberspace) as a self-proclaimed prophet and patron saint for America’s huddled young masses.
Well, whoever he is - prodigal or not - his purpose is clear: to rally his fellow abandoned young Americans under his star-spangled banner and together, reclaim their birthright.
So America, meet your long lost little Cousin Sam, all grown up and back for good. Unfortunately, he’s yours to keep, whether you like it or not. Unlike your friends, you can’t choose your family. And this guy is definitely family. Distant, disowned and disturbed perhaps... but still family.
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