Metraville

Welcome to Metraville! Population: Ambivalent. Metraville: the all-terrain city with 4x4 sprawl, high-octane amusements, and wanderings a must. Metraville: THE CITY OF SOME TIME OTHER. Metraville: Full to the brim with discarded banana peels just waiting for its citizens to slip. Where is Metraville, you ask? Why, through a fog, past a slumbering nightwatchman, and outside all known city limits. Do not fear Metraville. Your tax dollars arent going toward its infrastructure. None of your gravy is spilled over Metraville life. And what of the Metravillians, you ponder? Have you ever seen one? No, no you havent. Until now, youve only heard inaudible voices through poorly tuned and fragmented frequencies within the snow of your minds. Enter these wood-be-gone pages to eye Metravillians in all their sweet vaudevillian stasis. See the ventriloquist who attempts to euthanize his dummy. Cheer the judge who exiles mothers. Wonder at Metravilles first astronaut who has recently returned to Earth. Always remember: Metraville is!