茉莉的突發奇想（中英雙語版）

外出旅遊，看到美麗的風景，拿出相機，竟然沒電。
星期天想好好睡個午覺，卻被隔壁鄰居裝潢的噪音吵到神經衰弱。
盛裝打扮，想添點女人味，才發現化妝箱裡的香水，只有薰衣草。
到速食店吃薯條，感覺口味就是這樣千篇一律……。
生活中不如意的事，真是十之八九呢！

點子王茉莉，用非常簡單的方法，重新看待生活中遇到的不愉快、不方便和不滿足，提出一堆看似可笑又不無可能的辦法。

如果你跟茉莉一樣，問題常常問得很具體，辦法總是想得很抽象。那麼這一本筆記書， 可以陪伴你從平凡生活中找到一些樂趣，甚至從中發現潛在的商機。

茉莉（Jasmine），本名 Hui Wen Wang。點子王。想出來的點子，通常被批不切實際，在現實生活中，卻是一位很實際的女士。Jasmine相信，想像力比知識更為重要；一個人的容忍力勝於學歷。自多年前從研究所畢業後，就不再只為獲得文憑而讀書。Jasmine 曾通過1993年中華民國公務人員高考二級考試；目前持有中華民國教育部對外華語教學能力證書、中華民國護理師證書、專案管理IPMA D級證書等多張專業證照。曾從事健康照顧、管理及教學工作。現為創作者及專案管理人。

茉莉的突發奇想(中英雙語版)－目錄導覽說明

作者
Author

插畫
Illustrators

序‧致謝
Preface˙Appreciation

小羅琳
Small Rowling

客家人
Hakka-ness

擔心狗仔的路人
A walker who is worried about paparazzi shots

擔心在網路上遇到鬼的網民
A social website user who is worried about meeting ghosts in the internet world

想在Twitter一舉成名的推友
The Twitter user who dreams of becoming a celebrity

琳達，一個家庭主婦，她習慣用電腦管理帳單，但是不想讓老公知道，她今天買了3個LV包包。
Linda, a housewife, she is accustomed to managing bills on her computer and does not want to let her husband know she purchased 3 LV bags today

博士
Doctor of Philosophy

想躺在床上閉目養神就能Google全世界的上班族
A tired worker, she wants to close her eyes and lie in a bed to listen to the posts of her G+ friends

學生
A student

一個擔心隨時會被公司炒魷魚的職員
An employee who worries he may be fired at any moment

躺在沙發上聽天鵝湖的無聊女人
A boring woman lying on the sofa and listening to "Swan Lake"

二流音樂家的歌迷
The musical fan of mediocre musicians

一個想了解愛情荷爾蒙有效期限的生化家
A endocrinologist who would love to better understand the concept of love hormones in relation to its expiration date

約翰的前女友
The ex-girlfriend of John

不想看到Justin跟那個女人手牽手的女粉絲
A female fan who does not want to see Justin hold hands with that girl

笑想嫁給郭董事長、比爾蓋茲和喬丹的小花。
A young girl, Small Flower, she wants to get married to President Kuo, Bill Gaizi, and Jorden

茉莉的情敵
Jasmine's love rival

一個無聊的嬰兒躺在床上，他覺得這世界真是無聊。
A cute baby, lying on his bed, who feels the world is really boring

早餐店的顧客
The customer of the breakfast store

科學家
A scientist

愛迪生
Edison

閃電超人
A superman of lightning
想趕快解決掉披薩的業餘攝影師
An amateur photographer who wants to enjoy her pizza quickly

動物園遊客
A tourist of zoo

想好好睡個午覺的茉莉
Jasmine who wants to sleep well in the afternoon

轎車司機
A driver

女執行長
Female CEO

國稅局長
Internal Revenue Service Commissioner

想改進生命探測器功能的夢想家
A dreamer who wants to improve the function of life detection devices

到百貨公司血拼的敗家女
A crazy shopping girl at a department store

一個過敏的病人
A patient suffers from allergies

一個想吃餅乾和得到兩個A的餓鬼學生
A hungry student who loves cookies and wants to get 2 A's

公共衛生專家
A public health expert

一個喜歡喝咖啡又熱愛工作的檢驗師
A medical technologist who enjoys a cup of latte and loves her job

想趕快把衣服洗完的莉莎
Lisa wants to wash clothes as soon as possible
書蟲
Bookworm

想快樂騎單車但不想變成吸油煙機的車友
A bicycle rider who wants to ride a bicycle happily but she doesn't want to breath horrible fumes

織女
Weaver

聖人
A Saint

懶女人
A lazy woman

擔心有一天喝到忘情水吃到抗生素魚的市民
An average citizen who is worried that someday we may end up drinking a cup of hormone or eat fish tainted with antibiotics

小妹妹
A little girl

建築師
Architect

挑食的人
A picky eater

楊貴妃
Gui Fei Young

想換個口味的美食家
The gourmet who wants to change tastes

不想在冬天洗冷水澡的貴婦 
A lady who doesn't want to take a cold shower

賣玉蘭花的小女孩
A little girl selling Taiwanese magnolia

煩惱奶粉錢哪裡來的爸比
A dad who worries about money for baby's milk

希望下次進去戲院前能先買到一條紀念手帕的影迷
A movie fan who wants to buy a commemorative handkerchief before entering the theater

有潔癖的媽媽
A mysophobic Mom

想聽到老供稱讚，哇！老婆，妳的手藝真是越來越好了的太太。
The housewife who hopes her husband praises her. "Wow! Your cooking skills are getting better and better."

觀光局長
Tourism Minister

一個想住鬼屋的遊客
A tourist who wants to live in a haunted house

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