How To Start The Zombie Apocalypse

In the movies, the Zombie Apocalypse starts because some scientists experiment with things they don’t understand, or a virus gets loose from a top-secret lab. Perhaps it’s a military experiment gone wrong, or some mystical occurrence. That’s not how it happened. In the second decade of the twenty-first century, with the world still reeling from Covid and its countless Variants, something deadlier was on the horizon. Renegade scientist Dr. Vincent Abiodun wanted to cure obesity by creating the ultimate appetite suppressant. He wanted to do away with hunger, both physically and psychologically. To that end, Dr. Abiodun offered Brockton native and bisexual activist Malik Guerrier some magic pills designed to suppress his appetite. After ingesting the pills, Malik felt great, with his appetite lowered and his energy levels rising. Malik thus ignited a new romance with his sexy, curvy boss Maral Hatami and his married buddy Mateo DiMarco. All is well, until Malik and a few other test subjects across New England start experiencing strange symptoms. The pills made them stronger and more durable, with sharp senses, and took away their normal hunger. The only snag is that now they crave something other than normal food. Something a lot bloodier. The test subjects are on the loose, and the entire human race is on the menu. This is how the Zombie Apocalypse officially starts...