17,591 Excuses for a Party: Mug & Mali’s Miscellany Volume 53

Mug & Mali are currently Sued Chefs at the Constance Noring Institute for the Study of Pretoxification, where their work on sausage patty grout made them the subjects in numerous experiments. They have co-authored over fifty miscellaneous books, many copies of which have survived the purges (search Amazon with the key words ＂Miscellany＂ and ＂Boose＂). Mug & Mali were the first to suggest the use of personal injury lawyers as Spam Extender. While interns at 2M’s Boris Scilley Yellow Sticky Lab they illuminated both upper and lower brain approaches to left field theory and were co-guest editors (with Rufus Leaking) of ＂Do Trousers Matter?＂ Mug & Mali enjoy sharpening crayons, dulling others’ wits through the application of delicious cocktails, cooking up mischief, and advocating monkey wrenching as a tactic of last resort. Enjoy! ＂If you see someone crying, ask if it’s because of their haircut.＂