Trust Me, I’m a Consultant

How I got paid in a job interview, wrote the playbook for seven-figure consulting, and learned the shocking truth about happiness

During the COVID-19 crisis, author and renowned consultant Chris Knudsen used the downtime to memorialize his valuable life and business lessons, resulting in this entertaining and unforgettable memoir. Not only is Trust Me, I’m a Consultant a wild ride, but it provides a detailed guide on how to divorce yourself from the traditional employment grind and use skills you already possess to build a thriving, seven-figure consultancy.

A rollicking, irreverent, insightful journey awaits you. Here are just a few of this book’s chapter titles:

• How I Got Paid in a Job Interview
• How to Finance a Start-up with Your Disabled Brother’s Social Security
• The Worst Advice a Venture Capitalist Ever Gave a Roomful of Women
• How to Lose Your Sister’s Millions on a Podcasting Start-up
• A Diabolical Plan to Get Revenge on Reed Hastings
• I Never Had a Midlife Crisis. I Had a 3D-Print Start-up.
• Navy SEAL Laws of Combat and a Board Coup D’État
• How I Helped Two Broke Inventors Fall Backwards into Hundreds of Millions of Dollars
• Larry the Convicted Child Molester Starts a Children’s Education Company
• I Pissed My Adult Diaper on a Zoom Call
• The Devs Are Doing Cocaine in the Bathroom Again
• I Forgot About That Million Dollars in My PayPal Account
• Exposing the Half-Lie About Happiness Being a Choice
• Pad Thai and How to Break into the Secret Life of Independent Consulting
• A COVID-Induced Epiphany: You Think You Have Time, But You Don’t