We’ve Come for Your Eggs (And Other Reasons to Annex the North)

A fantasy satire of the U.S.-Canada trade war-starring one very stressed-out dragon.

Every quest needs a hero. This one gets Glimm: a bonsai frost dragon stuck managing a band of blowhards on a doomed diplomatic mission.

His boss, the wizard Jorvun Prattlethorn, plans to sneak into Frostvale and seize the crown-on the dubious claim that he’s King Trudera’s bastard son. Glimm’s only in it for the reward: tuition to dragon college. But first, he must get them all there in one piece.

There’s Elric, an ex-rogue turned inventor turned lawsuit magnet. Lark, a cultist pirate with a god-complex and a gun fetish. Fox, a bard with a magical camcorder and a pathological relationship with the truth. And Xander, a paranoid paladin with an MLM supplement empire.

They’re not exactly loyal. They’re not exactly clever. But they’re all Glimm has.

We’ve Come for Your Eggs is a fantasy romp where satire meets sword-and-sorcery-and at the center of it all, a tiny dragon trying to keep the quest from falling apart.