The Little Book of Gloriously Rude Insults: A Sweary Survival Guide to Modern Twattery

The Little Book of Gloriously Rude Insults: A Sweary Survival Guide to Modern Twattery

For the tossers, the bellends, and the gobshites you can’t legally punch.

This brilliantly sweary little book is packed with 100 original, mash-up insults to help you survive the idiots life throws your way. From arsecanoe to wankthistle, each entry is lovingly defined in its own dictionary-style entry, complete with phonetic spelling, noun status, and just enough venom to be therapeutic.

Whether you’re silently labelling your boss, subtweeting an ex, or texting a friend mid-meltdown, this book delivers the catharsis you didn’t know you needed.

Perfect for:

• Fans of creative swearing, British humour, and modern misanthropy

• Friends who deserve better insults

• Anyone who’s ever muttered ’Oh, you absolute twunt’ under their breath

Irreverent, ridiculous, and strangely soothing - this is not big.