Crap Ghosts

Throughout history, few civilizations have sufficiently prepared their deceased for the afterlife. In this collection of humorous short fiction, mankind faces the dreadful consequences.

A notorious grand vizier returns in the form of a soft furnishing. Wartime romance leads to an eerie cuppa in the present day.

Undead fingers reach for the controls of a doomed aircraft. A TV crew finds more than they bargained for in Fife's most haunted hotel. And an all-too-solid phantom forecasts the worst Scottish railway disaster in a hundred years.

Plus twelve more stories of substandard spooks and inadequate apparitions. This ethereal edition includes the long-lost story “Horn From Beyond”.

“Crap Ghosts is one of the most concentrated jolts of reading pleasure you’re likely to come across in this or any other life.” —Ken MacLeod.