The Bear Who Had Nothing to Wear

There once was a bear who had NOTHING to wear, and normally, teddy bears don’t really care, / They’re happy to dress how you want them to dress, but Albie was not, I am bound to confess.

Each outfit that Albie purchases--from fairy to pirate, from cowboy to elegant city gent--proves unsuitable in some way, and by the end of the week, his bedroom is heaped with discarded clothes. How will he dress in order to feel like himself?