I Am Polyonymous: And Every Night I Live Dream Walking
By the balls of Odin, where do I begin?
I am Ragnar, husband and king to Polyonymous, though half the realms keep trying to steal her from me. Every night, she vanishes from my side in Midgard’s bed, only to wake as a queen in another world. Ice castles, fire kings, dragons and me, left wondering who she’ll be married to next when the dawn comes.
But make no mistake. My wife is no mere dreamer. She is Valkyrie-born, daughter of Thor’s fire and Odin’s fate. Witches hunt her, gods whisper her name, and crowns keep finding their way onto her head. Whether she saves the realms or breaks them, well, that depends on how stubborn she decides to be.
So read her tale, if you dare. But don’t come crying to me when you fall in love with her, too.
Ragnar, King, Husband, and Very Tired Man