"A fiction debut in which an anonymous internet troll has a kind of quarter-life crisis. In this sprawling, rambunctious novel, Fitzgerald places his unnamed main character--an aimless, dissolute, perpetually horny online troll--on the cusp of a deep-seated personal dilemma...A cynical, misanthropic, foulmouthed novel that no curious reader will be able to put down."--Kirkus Reviews