No Sin, No Fee

＂Welcome to Sinful House, a reality TV show where the 7 Deadly Sins live together in the sunny beach town of Odyssey, California, and compete to become America’s Favorite Sin!＂

This week on Sinful House, Gluttony, Sloth, and I have an impossible challenge. The great, bronze statue that usually stands outside City Hall has disappeared from her rightful place only to reappear at odd locations throughout the city. And to make matters more confusing, she’s changing up her appearance while she’s at it. As you can imagine, the mysterious traveling sculpture has caused quite an uproar. Is it a prank? Is it magic? Or is the statue somehow...alive?

The network tasked us with uncovering her secret and putting a kibosh on her sightseeing adventures. But when camera footage captures a local man dragging a woman’s lifeless body across her front yard, our investigation takes a backseat to solving a murder.

It should be straightforward. The evidence is captured on video. The problem is, the accused swears it’s not him on camera.

And even more troubling? We believe him.

Life’s no beach in Odyssey, and nothing is what it seems. But one thing’s for sure: This will make for great TV.