You don’t have the E.H.O. I can personally guarentee this. And I can do this because the E.H.O. isn’t real despite how real it may seem. While we are dropping truth bombs- Deidra Johnston - not real. Or the Johnston & Johnston Institue for Guessing What’s Wrong With People-not real. Diana Johnson however, is a very real author and this is a (very real) book that is a (very real) humorous parody that seeks to answer why so often we wish to escape the ones we love most.