A Whole Nother Book

A WHOLE NOTHER BOOK is comprised of four shorter, stupider books: The Next Day, The Day After That, A Few Days Later, and So, Anyway. All of these books are terrible because they all have chapters and pages and far far far too many words. Mostly they concern the Jones family and all of the ridiculous unrealistic crazy things that happen to them. And hooo-boy, are there a lot of stupid things that happen to them! I’d tell them to you, but then you wouldn’t buy the book and what good would that do me? Stop reading this and buy it, by gum! (No, don’t buy gum, just buy the book.) And if you hate all the words, or some of the words, or a few of the words, you can keep your brain alive by looking at the super-cool illustrations by Len Peralta, who is probably also silly.