cramped and bloating in las vegas

After being abducted by a travelling band of midget gypsy in late 1978, the auther wondered the north American wasteland performing magic, selling snake oil and slopping swine. In 1983 he established the 1st national esoteric insurance company. Providing mood and happiness insurance at affordable rates. Today he is the promoter of the biggest 80s music festival in the USA, a online radio host, ordained minister and has an amazing wife and a least 4 children that tolerate his silliness. His other works include: 33 cars to anywhere & 3 - short stories about time.