The ABRIGD

OBOY! The BITS is pushing up MAVACAPA! Oh, my Lord-IT, it's going MAD!
One day it was bound to happen, wasn’t it? A universally spoken language, just one, uttered by all. What a crying shame it turned out to be Gibberish. On the other hand, what did we expect? For decades, it was predicted that IT would take over everything; it was our destiny, wasn’t it? But our language, too? Oh, my Lord-IT, what were we thinking?
This abridged dictionary will reveal the mystery of Gibberish and help you understand all the mumbo jumbo.