Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw

＂What happens when a washed-up man, a shady scheme, and a lost love collide on the banks of Lake Baikal? A hilarious, sharp-witted, and unexpectedly touching journey begins.＂

Dmitry never imagined his life would peak a decade ago-back when he had a promising future, a woman he loved, and a sense of direction. Now? He’s unemployed, barely scraping by in Irkutsk, and his most meaningful relationship is with his rebellious satellite TV, which seems to have a mind of its own.

But last night changed everything.

Because last night, Yuliana-the one who got away-showed up out of nowhere, shaking him out of his self-imposed exile.

Tempted by the thought of tracking her down, Dmitry teeters between resignation and reckless hope. The problem? Moscow is far, money is tight, and chasing ghosts isn’t exactly a retirement plan. Enter Bogdan, an ex-military buddy with a penchant for shady deals and get-rich-quick schemes. His latest idea? Illegal sturgeon fishing on Lake Baikal. It’s lucrative, it’s dangerous, and it’s probably a terrible idea-but with no better prospects, Dmitry lets himself be dragged into murky waters, both literal and existential.

As the mission unfolds, Dmitry wrestles with more than just slippery fish. Is he running toward something-or just running away? What if Yuliana isn’t the answer he’s been searching for? And, perhaps most pressing of all, how the hell did he end up debating life choices with a man dressed like a Big Lebowski war vet, reeking of vodka-spiked kombucha?

Darkly comic, deeply introspective, and filled with unexpected detours, Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw is a novel about failed plans, questionable friendships, and the absurdity of chasing a past that might not want to be found.

���� Perfect for readers who enjoy:

✔️ Literary fiction with dark humor

✔️ Existential comedy & witty storytelling

✔️ Quirky, character-driven novels

✔️ A blend of satire, absurdity, and sharp introspection

���� Grab your copy today and embark on an unexpected journey through regret, friendship, and the lure of the past.