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AnAbstractDrawing　一幅抽象畫009VeryLongAbsence　長時間缺席012Typing　打字015TheSwimmer　游泳者018LeadingQuestions　誘導性的提問021OvercrowdedMoon　擁擠的月亮024TheProfessor　Lunch　教授的午餐27KeysKiss　鑰匙還是接吻030IWillForgetIt　我會忘記的033AStrangeComputer　一臺奇怪的電腦036AnInterestingAnswer　趣答039WhatDoesJohnsonWanttoBorrow　巧借網球拍042Aero　一位「英雄」045BothAreBusy　彼此都很忙048KeepitaSecret　保密051SheIsNotGoodatPlayingthePiano　她不擅長彈鋼琴054IsHeBald　他是禿子嗎﹖057AreYou...