Teenagers are amazing.
They’re smart, funny, creative, and full of potential...
...and they will also look you in the eyes and say:
"Stop breathing like that."
Welcome to A Parent’s Guide to Understanding Teenagers - a hilarious, painfully accurate survival manual for parents raising modern teens in a world where:
- "Awesome" can mean "barely acceptable"
- "Sick" means "good"
- "Boomer" means "anyone who disagrees"
- The Wi-Fi is more important than oxygen
- And a single text ("K.") can ruin your entire afternoon
Short, sharp, and wildly relatable, this book is perfect for:
✅ parents of teens
✅ grandparents
✅ step-parents
✅ teachers
✅ and anyone currently being emotionally bullied by a 14-year-old.
Plus: a Final Exam and an official Certificate of Survival - because you earned it.
Buy it as a gag gift...
or read it quietly like your sanity depends on it.