Toot Your Own Horn: If I Do Say So Myself!

No need to be humble-herald your own achievements proudly and toot your own horn with this hilarious mini kit!

　　- Portable fun: The 3-1/2 inch long, electro-plated, shiny, gold-colored miniature horn fits in the palm of your hand
　　- Mini book included: Kit includes a 32-page mini book on the history of the phrase "toot your own horn" and its counterparts in other languages
　　- Plays three different toots: The electronic sounds in this unique horn include three different toot sequences for maximum effect
　　- Actually squeezable: Activate the sound by squeezing the soft rubber bulb
　　- Latest RP Minis musical instrument kit: This horn joins our mini instruments series alongside the Tiny Violin, Sad Trombone, and Desktop Drum Kit

M. Thomas is a writer, editor, and former bookseller based in Brooklyn.