Crison

28-year-old Susan Williams had given up on her life’s ambition to become a computer programmer.

However, at a disco she discovers some stingy goblins trying to mug her virtuous mother, May Noris, and she decides it’s time for change.

In need of some glasses and simple spells, incredible and hilarious Susan pops to Skegness for a bit of shopping.

Having led a cosy life, Susan finds herself unable to find simple spells in Skegness. So she sets out to acquire some simple spells from Moscow instead.

Soon, she has all the simple spells she needs and begins secretly applying for computer programmer jobs. She soon realises that stingy goblins plan to sabotage her new career prospects and decides to take action.

However, when May calls, begging her to come home, Susan is forced to decide what is more important: stopping the stingy goblins that mug each other, or preserving her relationship with her mother?