Rose D'Andrea

Have you ever fallen into the toilet because someone left the seat up? Have you ever run out of toilet paper and not been able to find the spare? Do you like taking long, warm baths? Have you ever talked to your rubber ducky? If so, then this book of poetry is for you. My Ignored Hamper and Other Bathroom Poetry is a collection of 26 clean poems about the bathroom. Starting with the poem entitled But This Isn’t, and ending with When You Really Go Camping, this little book will take you through several of life’s more interesting bathroom moments. Before too long you may be laughing and nodding in sympathy. Don’t worry, we did too.