The Romance of My LIfe No Way!

Alizee, a successful author, stays within her home.

Alizee owns an old creepy cat named Vampyr.

Alizee only wears comfy pajamas, no matter what some people think.

Alizee doesn’t like children, nor her parents, nor... No, the list would be too long; let’s stay with what she likes...

Alizee loves peace and quiet. She can’t stand her hot neighbor who makes the girls scream at night. The girls could show some solidarity after all!

Alizee is going to fight with...

Ervin is handsome. Ervin is nicely built.

Women like Ervin, and he knows it. WORSE! He takes full advantage of it!

Ervin is arrogant and a pain in the ass.

Ervin is determined to make his resistant neighbor bend over...

Only, he never expected the Alizee phenomenon...

Tropes:

• spicy
• reverse grumpy x sunshine
• body positive MMF
• The man next door
• Is it all it seems