adia gish

Margaux wouldn’t leave me alone. She kept emailing to say I should get together with her son—that we’d make a cute couple, all that. Listen, lady: I’m a lesbian and your son is gay. Yeah we were best friends a million years ago, but we’re not getting married. Sheesh!

Sure enough, Margaux spotted me at a street festival this summer. It didn’t matter that my girlfriend, Jordan, was standing right beside me. She seemed to think she could deliver me to Team Straight. Well, Jordan had a better idea: take this blonde-haired, blue-eyed older woman out to the cliffs, get her down on her knees, tie her up, and go to town.

Jordan knew exactly what this sexy older woman really wanted. And, trust me: we gave it to her.

From the True Sex Stories series!