bitter daybreak

The perfect book for soccer-mad kids, especially the ones who do not normally read. Packed with weird, wild, and totally true football facts, this book turns even the most reluctant reader into a ＂Wait... what＂ machine. If your kid loves soccer but avoids books like a defender in a panic, this is your answer.

Inside, readers discover:

- A goalkeeper who once saved a penalty while eating a pie

- The striker who scored a goal and accidentally celebrated with the wrong fans

- The match that was delayed because the teams could not agree on which cow to move

- Real science, real history, and the truth about which footballer would survive a zombie apocalypse and who would not last 30 seconds

Written in short, funny bursts that suit car rides, halftime boredom, and quick bedtime wins, this book is built for kids who love information, chaos, and laughter, not long paragraphs.

Whether your reader is eight, twelve, or a teen who claims they are not a book person, this is the soccer gift that actually gets them reading. Parents love it. Coaches love it. Kids grab it before anyone else gets a turn.

A great stocking stuffer, team-party gift, sideline distraction, or screen-free victory for families.