don’t be a wanker, just color your bloody stress away: an adult coloring book filled with wonderful swear words

Feeling stressed? Surrounded by idiots? Ever wish you could just punch the wall, or punch them? Ever wish you could just curse a blue streak? Well, calm down my friend. No need to make a scene. Just break out your colored pencils, crayons, or markers. Put on a little music and sit down and color some nice little mandalas filled with your favorite swear words and dirty expressions. AAAaah. That’s better! Feel the stress leaving your body? Why, you’re feeling more and more like yourself with every passing minute. And look at the art you’re making in the meantime. Beautiful and dirty at the same time. Great gift for yourself or other uninhibited adult.

In the bestselling ＂Don’t be a Wanker, Just Color Your Bloody Stress Away,＂ you’ll enjoy:

• 30 new, original, and fun-to-color designs
• Single-sided pages
• Nice, big 8.5＂ x 11＂ pages
• 30 of your favorite swear words included (you may even learn a new word or two!)
• Each swear is easy to see and color
• Each page is adorned with mandala patterns, as well, for that peaceful, easy feeling

Order now and receive peace in the mail, Zen Master. For any and all fans of adult coloring books, mandala coloring books, swear word coloring books, and curse words in general. Get your dirty on!

WARNING: Not for children, by the way, because this book contains ADULT LANGUAGE, which you and I know as ＂dirty words.＂