donald franck

He was just walking down the street when the police arrested him and threw him in jail for twenty years. Then he got shanghaied on a one way trip on the Mars Express to the planet known as Death. Now he drives his bulldozer across the red sands and dreams of beer and real food. Then disaster strikes and this lone wolf must save the city that rejected him in the past and prove that even an ex-con can change his spots.

Except for Hard Rocks:

Why the hell am I doing this? For the money? What money?! I haven’t made shit this year! For the fame? I’m pushing rocks for God’s sake! For King or country? Are you kidding me? They are the ones who dumped me here in the first place. It will be a great honor and your country needs you! Bullshit squared! Again, I’m pushing rocks! I got up from my seat and walked over to the hatch and kicked it soundly three times. One! For me! Two! For you sticking me here! And three, because I felt like it! Damn, damn, damn! ...God, I hate Mars!"