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From the award winning author of 'No Hope for Gomez!'

“He’s completely flappable!”
“Don’t you mean he’s un-flappable?”
“Not really. He can very easily be flapped.”

Gomez has never been on a date. In his 27 years on the planet he’s never been able to quite close the deal.

But now a blond German girl with freckles has moved into his building and he decides it’s time to get his act together. Using advice he finds on the internet, and with the help of a movie star slash particle scientist who works undercover in his dad’s antiques store, Gomez sets out to secure his first date.

But Gretchen is not your typical German girl next door, and Gomez will have to pull out all the stops if he’s to experience couplehood.

Proceeds of this Novelette are donated to Child Helpline International.

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