john j. rambeaux

Something is killing the river folk in Portland, Oregon. Lifeguard Rock Buff Thunder is face to face with a killing machine, and yet still manages to keep all the ladies entertained, beaches safe, and chase his love interest. With the help of his trusted mentor, Rock sets out to stop the senseless blood bath that is tainting the rivers he loves and was sworn to protect. Along the way he meets a a smart and sexy young woman who makes him fumble his words anytime she comes around.
Meanwhile, an evil corporation tries to advance their own agenda to cover a secert that they want to hide. A battle of epic proportions is brewing. When all the forces collide in the rivers, untold mayhem will ignite in the water.

In this campy work of 'Jaws meets Baywatch', satire and parody gets taken to the extreme. Great one liners, and over the top cliche characters keep the book light hearted without detracting from the action, suspense, and good ol' fashion blood and guts. The plot moves along with some twists and turns to keep the reader turning pages.
River Shark is a very fun read.