just because it happened to you doesn’t make it interesting

A book about sleeping, static electricity, and blind fish that live in caves by the New York Times Bestselling author of The Internet is a Playground and creator of 27B/6.

＂Unapologetically absurd.＂ Reader’s Digest

＂Showcases Thorne’s signature wit and biting satire.＂ Sydney Morning Herald

Ben’s new girlfriend isn’t much to look at it, but she makes up for it in personalities. She has fourteen. One is a surly mechanic named Jim. None of them use soap. Apparently they met on a Warhammer 40K server, but I have no idea what that is. Ben attempted to explain it once, but I wasn’t paying attention because he had a little moth in his beard.