leonard delaney

When they made hamburgers illegal, Emmy’s skills as a burger expert became a lot less useful—except to criminals. She never wanted to be dragged into a heist, but she can’t say no to him: the world-famous Hambandit. The burger-running game has become lucrative, and now that the Hambandit is a billionaire who’s gotten himself a makeover, he’s looking absolutely delicious. 

Okay, one last job then. They just have to get past the ruthless McDonnell Land Mob—and hope that their own secrets don’t tear them apart. Join Emmy on a high-stakes gastro-heist adventure, with action, romance, and a bit of sexy humping too. 

Humping the Hambandit is a 6000-word short story, and the first in the Frisky Fast Food series. Warning: these erotic words will create nudity in your imagination. Super mature audiences only please.