lorimar

Everybody needs a hero, a real one, Major Hax Mansen was one, until he became two! Stallone Schwarzenegger, ski manager at his mother’s prestigious Tyrolean hotel where he’s fortuitously resurrected into SS Major - ’Sturmbannführer’ Hax Mansen, is inadvertently elevated in status to Olympic Ski Team contender and Major in a mysterious, esoteric SS unit called the Kunst Kommando. Stallone’s interactions with his Luftwaffe Fallschirmjäger V.I.P. escort in Amsterdam prove intriguingly lucrative, while his ’off piste’ activities add to Europe’s flagging population. Rubbing shoulders with a selection of famous celebrities, art dealers and shady underworld characters involved in the diamond trade, he discovers things aren’t quite what he thought they were, entering the realm of Free-energy Vortexes, forgery and subversion. Stallone Schwarzenegger as Sturmbannführer Hax Mansen, profoundly showcases his talent for original innovation tackling the various exploits his buccaneering demeanour calls for in this humorous account of military based World War Two realism.