maureen fisher

Secrets and crime have never been so funny-or so romantic

★★★★★ ＂I didn’t want this book to end. But when it did, I was still smiling.
★★★★★ I highly recommend COLD FEET FEVER as one of the most fun reads you’ll enjoy all year.＂

An irresistible bad boy struggles to turn his life around:
Barred from casinos, gambler Sam Jackson has spent his winnings and must take a ’real’ job. Turns out operating Kinki, a glitzy paranormal nightclub in Atlantic City, isn’t as easy-or as much fun-as he’d anticipated. Someone’s trying to shut him down before he opens, he’s on the verge of bankruptcy, his family issues are out-of-control, and his matchmaking granddaddy has hired a sexy event planner with a mysterious background, bossy disposition, and criminal ties.

A mortician-turned-event-planner with big secrets will do anything escape her past:
A job as event planner offers single mom, Katie Deluca, her last chance to change her destiny. Turns out party planning is more difficult than organizing funerals, especially when her criminal stalker appeals his murder conviction. Plus her new boss, although perfect for awakening her sensuality, couldn’t be more wrong for the stability she craves for her son.

Forced to collaborate, they defeat obstacles and fight crime: Fighting their growing attraction, the couple tangles with vandalism, Katie’s lethal stalker, a goofy dog, ruthless thugs, a building inspector on the warpath, exploding trucks, an eccentric granddaddy, disappearing corpses, an unfortunate synchronized swimming episode, and the threat of live cremation, all in attempt to deliver a grand opening the vampire wannabes of Atlantic City will never forget.

Does Sam resolve his family issues and salvage his nightclub? Does Katie escape her stalker to pull off a memorable grand opening? Scroll up to buy this book and start reading today!

★★★★★ ＂the perfect blend of romance, comedy and mystery.＂
★★★★★ ＂a wonderful hilarious comedy ... a warm & enjoyable read＂
★★★★★ ＂To call COLD FEET FEVER a page turner is a disservice. This is a page devourer.＂

EXCERPT:

Her breath hitched in her chest. ＂I’m afraid I might disappoint you.＂

His fingers stilled. ＂Why on earth would you think that?＂

＂I ... um ... may not have the skill you expect in a date.＂

After a long pause, he said, ＂Excuse me?＂ The two soft words reverberated in the quiet kitchen.

She chewed her lip, then said, ＂I’ve only done it twice, well two and a half times to be precise, and it didn’t work out so well.＂ She clamped her mouth shut. Luckily she’d caught herself before divulging her partner’s jackrabbit ejaculation.

Sam remained utterly still.

Afraid to turn around, she nodded. ＂Uh-huh. I was too young to realize it wasn’t normal. I thought it was my fault. There’s no need to worry, though. I’m sure I can satisfy your needs. I’m a self-trained expert on sexual gratification.＂

Warm breath stirred her hair. ＂Self-trained?＂

Had she said something wrong? ＂Yes. I’m a voracious reader. I’ve read tons of how-to books on sexual intercourse, everything from The Joy of Sex, to Kama Sutra.＂ She hoped her sincerity would reassure him.

＂Katie-＂

＂I also studied the Fifty Shades Trilogy and other erotic novels. I have a subscription to Cosmo. There’s a huge amount of educational help available, so I’m certain I’m competent.＂ Was it her imagination, or did his fingers fumble?

＂That’s commendable and, uh, extremely proactive of you,＂ he said in a choked voice. ＂But right now, I’m as far from worried as a man can get.

＂What happens next? To find out, scroll up to buy this book and start reading today!

Transplanted from Scotland to Canada at the tender age of seven, Maureen Fisher now lives with her second husband in Ottawa, Ontario. After spending eons in the IT world, she grew weary of wearing snappy power suits, squeezing into panty hose, and fighting rush hour traffic. She made a life-changing decision to write books. Not dry, boring, technical treatises, but fresh, funny romantic suspense novels. Besides writing, Maureen is a voracious reader and volunteer for an addiction family counseling program. She is also a bridge player, yoga practitioner, seeker of personal and spiritual growth, pickle ball enthusiast, and an infrequent but avid gourmet cook. She and her husband love to hike, bicycle, and travel. She has swum with sharks in the Galapagos, walked with Bushmen in the Serengeti, sampled lamb criadillas (don’t ask!!!) in Iguazu Falls, snorkeled on the Great Barrier Reef, ridden an elephant in Thailand, watched the sun rise over Machu Picchu, and bounced from Johannesburg to Cape Town in a bus called ’Marula’.