nickolai nova

Ray is a real life supervillain. He acts exactly like characters like Ozymandias and Lex Luthor, at least when it comes to their speech patterns and belief sets.

Not their catlike agility and billion dollar empires-

Yet.

Dialogue and actions of Ray are real. They did actually happen, as best as the author can remember them. He may just be the strangest person in the world, complete with supervillain cat, catch phrases, and the like.

Story written from the author’s perspective as he relates not just what Ray says and does, but what this might mean to future generations of crime fighters and ne’er-do-wells. The story is in a memoir format, and it goes back and forth a lot between imaginings and real events. It’s silly and serious at the same time, often in the same sentence.

Ever wonder what it would be like for someone to calmly tell you that he seriously considers you to be one of his limbs in real life? Well now’s your chance to find out!

Sample of Chapter Titles-

“Muskrats > People”

“Win Scrabble at All Costs”

“Light Sabre Battles That Didn’t Happen in the Basement”