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Samuel J. Gilderspoon considers himself not the lucky fellow that wealth implies. Fat, awkward, and ugly, all he wants is to cast his body aside, and for a few evenings, enjoy the admiration inspired by beauty, smoothness, and charm. A blind date and a promise for help embolden him to reach for happiness. Will the date prove his chance for bliss or be the first step in convicting himself of crime?