patterbee publications

Just one month before her 30th birthday Reality TV Producer, Lana Fray makes a life-changing decision: she's done with all the gimmicky dating games that just don't work. Convinced she can do better, Producer Girl Who Never Sleeps jumps in with both feet. She sends an email blast to 100 people, offering a five thousand dollar finder's fee, payable on her wedding day, to the person that introduces her to Mr. Right before her 30th birthday just 30 days away.

Sure enough, her calendar is quickly filled. But (surprise!) the men who step up to the plate bring all kinds of entitlement-style attitude and, even worse, most of them turn out to be smelly, crazy, creepy or rude. Blindly focused on her goal - she only needs to find one, right? - Lana fails to see the fatal flaw in her thinking until an unlikely father figure opens her eyes.