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IF YOU LOVE SEINFELD HUMOR, YOU WILL LOVE THIS BOOK!

If you like clever, well written romantic comedies you will absolutely cherish this novel!

If you love to let your mind drift back to the eighties, this is a MUST READ!

Larry is an ambitious, Ronald Reagan loving salesman who adeptly engineers clever solutions for challenges that unfold.

Susan is a John Lennon loving, left leaning democrat. She cherishes her vintage Corvette, teaching high school and acting as the lightening rod of a small town city council wrestling with a housing moratorium.

Charlie is the beloved, aging chocolate lab who is the master of the ranch that serves as Larry and Susan’s home. By staying neutral during the couple’s verbal ping-pong matches, Charlie is rewarded with leftovers and jelly bean snacks.

The easy reading saga will inspire you to to find the jelly beans in your life.

EXCERPT ＂Since women were the biggest mystery in Larry’s life, he stared at the burger in hopes that the secret to understanding women would be revealed somewhere between the mustard and the pickle.＂