the bucket/f*ck it list: 3,669 things to do. or not. whatever.

Do you dream of seeing a honey badger in the wild? Roasting a turducken next Thanksgiving? Mastering Cockney rhyming slang? Wearing lederhosen? Drinking banana wine in the Canary Islands? Then this book is for you. (But if you’re content instead to stay home and binge watch Netflix, then this book is also for you.)

Not your typical bucket list book, The Bucket/F*ck It List lets you check off ＂bucket,＂ ＂f*ck it,＂ or ＂done it＂ for each of the 3,669 items, depending on whether you intend to do it, couldn’t care less about it, or have already accomplished it. Regardless of where you lie on the FOMO/JOMO (fear of missing out/joy of missing out) spectrum, checking things off just feels good. Use this as a travel guide to the world’s most exotic festivals and quirkiest museums or as social media fodder (don’t forget to take lots of selfies).

SARA KINNINMONT writes about food, sex, and travel for Bust, McSweeney’s, Nerve, Eye Weekly, and the Globe and Mail. She is currently creating a TV show with a local film director.

JAMIE ARMSTRONG is an illustrator and the cofounder of Badger & Burke paper goods. A graduate of Emily Carr University, Jamie has a healthy obsession with midcentury graphic design, puppies, and Britney Spears circa 2007.