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On the day Evelyn finalized her divorce, she celebrated her newfound freedom by making plans for her future-endless possibilities awaited!

But instead of taking the first steps towards her future, she stepped in front of a car and died.

The good news? She makes it into Heaven!

The bad news? Heaven absolutely sucks.

What do you do when Heaven isn’t the paradise you expected?

You go to Hell.

But Hell isn’t exactly a haven of safety either, and Evelyn must choose between saving her own skin, saving her friends, and saving all of humanity from the brewing war between Heaven and Hell.

For fans of The Dark Tower and His Dark Materials.