wilhelm longhammer

This is a story of Jesus reimagined - a modern day drug user with political aspirations and a fetish for eating snickerdoodles off a hooker's snatch. Jesus tried the good boy approach the last time and look where it's gotten society. Now it's time for Jesus to claim the US Presidency and stop the devil, embodied as democrat hopeful Cornelius Bartleby, from winning and unleashing Armageddon on humanity.