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What could be worse than waking up in a strange place, not knowing how you got there? Well, waking up in a strange place, not knowing how you got there and finding that you were unable to speak would qualify. Waking up in a strange place, not knowing how you got there, finding that you were unable to speak and that you also had very little control over your body would qualify with honours, and might well reduce a person to tears.

It's not as uncommon a situation as you might think.

What you do next is when it starts to get interesting...

The story of an English boy's life in Britain during the 50's and 60's.

Born into a Catholic household in the Year of the Dragon, his progress is revealed through snapshots of the milestone events which forge his character. Life's oddities, including family, religion, education and sex, regularly present themselves for attention during his quest for that elusive thing called 'enlightenment', but fortunately, he is not alone. Help arrives in the form of Mrs Bulging Bosoms, the Colonel, Professor Melchior Da Maven and Lewd Rude Dude, to name a few of his advisers, who endeavour to guide him in the ways of the world. Unfortunately, they don't always agree.