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All Good Things (and Bad Jokes) Come in Threes

This is it. The final chapter in the 601 Dad Jokes trilogy. The last collection of groan-inducing puns, eye-roll-worthy one-liners, and jokes so bad they legally qualify as a form of mild psychological warfare.

They say all good things come in threes-movies, trilogies, and unfortunately, dad joke books. You could have stopped at Volume 1. You could have walked away after Volume 2. But no. You came back for 601 more dad jokes, bringing the grand total to 1,803. At this point, you’ve committed. And commitment deserves to be rewarded-with even worse jokes.

✅ 601 new dad jokes-polished, perfected, and engineered for maximum embarrassment.
✅ Puns so cringeworthy they might cause permanent secondhand embarrassment.
✅ Jokes for every occasion-holidays, birthdays, family dinners, and especially moments when your teenager’s friends are around.

Because once you start down the dad joke path, there is no turning back. You’re in too deep. Your fate is sealed. And let’s be honest-if you’ve already read two of these books, your family has already given up hope.

⭐ ＂I told a joke from this book and my son left for college two years early.＂
⭐ ＂My wife took this book away. Joke’s on her-I memorized half of it first.＂
⭐ ＂Finally, a book that makes my coworkers pretend to be on phone calls when I enter the break room.＂

This is the last book in the trilogy. The final volume. The grand finale. Will that stop you from telling dad jokes? Of course not. But at least now you have the complete set, and that’s what truly matters.

So roll up your socks, hike up those cargo shorts, and grab this book. You’ve made it this far-finish strong.