Alfred A. Knish

"You couldn't put down the original, now pick up the Jewish version....It is sure to leave you verklempt with passion!"
-- Jewitup.com

You've read the books and seen the movie.  Or maybe you'd rather not.  Try the Jewish parody!   It's so erotic you'll plotz.

From the moment senior Anatevka Stein meets chubby bagel tycoon Chaim Silver, she is drawn to him.  A mench like no other, he's brilliant, lecherous and reeking of herring, a combination she cannot resist. So what if he still lives with his mother?  

Chaim wants her too, though he wants her to sign a Kinky Ketubah drafted by his attorneys.  What sexual techniques will Ana learn in his Blue Room of Broadloom and which delicatessen foods will be involved? Why is the first night of Passover with Chaim truly different from all other nights? And why does he play such sorrowful music on his accordion? Could it be the wedgies he received at Jewish summer camp?  

Erotic, exotic and Ashkenazic, this passionate love story will stay with you forever, not unlike a homemade matzah ball.

Fifty Shades of Oy Vey includes excerpts from Volume II: Fifty Shades Meshuggener and Volume III: Fifty Shades Fried Latkes.

The book is intended for mature and somewhat immature readers.