Alton Bock

What if an adolescent fixation with your favorite TV character predicted all of your future relationships? This is Brad's story.*  

From the moment he first watched "The Wonder Years," a young man hasn't been able to get the image of Winnie Cooper out of his mind. And every woman with long brown hair and bangs who resembles his favorite actress has become just as irresistable--even if she ruins his life!

Follow a young man's journey through love and loss as he navigates the frightening world of romance, a world filled with drug-store thieves, overbearing vegans, doomsday cults, international spies, and Ziploc bags of bacon in this hilarious novella that explores what happens when teenage obsession drives a grown man insane!

*Names have been changed to protect the innocent