Andrea Semple

Meet Martha Seymore: relationship doctor

She's the girl who gets paid to sympathise with the cheated and jilted, the under-sexed and over-attached at Gloss magazine, but when she finds out about her boyfriend's one-night-stand, she starts to doubt whether she really has any of the answers.

Not only does she have to admit a failed relationship to her colleagues, but also to her old frenemy, Desdemona, blond, perfectly evil and newly engaged to Martha's very first boyfriend. Realising she's just as clueless as her hapless readers and tired of always doing the right thing, Martha decides it's time to ignore her own advice. She's going to go for what - and who - she wants, even if it's wrong...